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narrated by a certain two Jack Russell terriers ~
play about something I don’t know, or cannot
A fragile play?
lazy, do nothing play perhaps....
The Guilty Lands.
& Olla Podrida.
vain wrangling over jot and tittle ...
Clutter play – a clatter play
as a V/O play ~ a quodlibet....
causality — one thing happens after another:
causal chain or merely a series of coincidences?
slowly began to dawn on me that not only had I forgotten the secret, I had
forgotten the fact there was a secret in the first place.”
am two boys– both....
we see them.
am named Huck and I am named Finn.
one is spoking er specking er talking.
am named Huck
at the other one, who is dead.
is called Finn.
stares. Covered with twiggies....
don’t talk ... talk much. Owing to the pre-existing condition which has
eliminated him from doing many things boys like to do in the woods. But we are
see behind them a giant figure, all of gold.
were looking for Mormon tablets. Lost ones,
in Kirtland Ohio where we grew up. If we ever did that.
dead one makes an odd low sound.
what we found instead is something else. Something far else.
Figures in the shadows of the woods. Whisperers....
you find this?
the woods. Looks olden. Looks old fashioned.
sister’s best friend, a tall girl with 50 teeth.
a gooner ... it’s a goonerism ...
up, Veronica, says my sister
Article 23, of the, can’t quite make out what more it says.
chorus of foxies:
are doing just what they are damn well doing, pulling hair, getting drunk and
shooting at foxies.
dead one -– Finn.
into the woods, shapes of whisperers.
all written on gold.
or on stone – glassy type stone.
markings on them. Hieroglyphs?
at him. Dead goon boy.
he is deceased why does he say “bonk”?
of the same.
this a Mormon site? What are these?
look like gold.
this some kind of hieroglyphic writing?
me see.... Looks like our language, only what is a Scaliamander?
looks could talk– even in the dark of the woods.
come over here.
Finn’s not doing too well. His eyes are out.
worry about him. We may have some kind of genuine find here. Look at these.
notice a conversation deeper in the woods, past the giant golden figure. These
are not pleasant woods. Someone’s playing a fiddle. Others are dancing around a
fire, one with a jug, others making low yips.
as our boys watch.
a Moron site if that’s what you’ve been thinking. No, cannot be. As they are
over the hill and past the Mixolodium Creek. This is older. Far other I
is Ohio, near Kirtland, not the Mixolodium Creek.
hear you. Yeah. I do, but they don’t. They don’t for sure.
Someone bangs his head on a low branch. Falls down.
do this in turn, fall down.
Man finds the dead boy in his portable cooler. And some stone tablets. He
cleans them off as a chorus appears and quietly sings:
the where I do go
find wondrous tablets anew
am the cat’s meow
am the cat’s meow
am the cat’s meow
am the cat’s meow
am the cat’s meow
am the cat’s meow
the where I do go....
else comes and joins him.
one’s about how a militia is a person.
one’s about how a corporate thing is a person too, with a person’s face
one is about how the freedom of the state of Israel shall not be abridged and
her public debt shall be as ours. Wonder what that means?
strange man appears, perhaps with a silver hoof.
these belong to you?
I guess so since I found them.
you consider yourself an honorable citizen?
I guess so. I do
you say “these tablets belong to me”?
I guess so. I do.
is it not true that I agree with you?
that would be a ... Yes, yes, yes.
I too can say “these tablets belong to me”?
should I be saying then? Go on, tell me ...
me what it is I should be saying. So I can be clear on the matter.
You should be saying “these tablets belong to you”.
agree with you more. Let’s shake on that.
shake on that — a real American handshake.
of a democratic kind.
the you that is me, being a corporate entity, shall take possession of my
Will of the People shall not be Expressed.
not be Except by certain Riddles of the Law.
floor collapses from above. Dummies and parts of machinery litter the stage. We
hear a phantom chorus:
riddles of the law shall not be expressed
they are unable to be grasped and held in hand.
riddles best left to those. To those whose articles possess an alarming heat.
The work of lawyers from above. Supreme ones gifted and glaring.
Incomprehensible in their intent, an intent both original and historical.
Prehistorical. An intent like a beast from before the idea of. Well. The idea
of a common person bonked and become all busy with news, glee, and certain
suspicious instincts. Instincts in the department of
Under a law of law without LAWYERS. Unriddle
dumdiratatattatattabrontaplesiometabetasauriandiddledum. Home of the
Scaliasaurus and the fine wooden Thomas doorstop and the Roberts Macaw also a
metaphysical peacockery of a law properly hidden from all the all by the SMALL.
The small of Glorb and Orb;
STEALING of the national election shall not be relegated to the States, but
shall remain the. Swark. Private Property of the Supreme Court [Article 24]
Common Good shall Not be expressed, except through the
the PEOPLE shall be EXPRESSLY forbidden to desist and draw pictures of the LAW.
The LAW shall possess as many catatattatallapabonanzadoodles as are allowed
according to an item buried deep in the postamble to Article 23 of the HIDDEN
PARTS. Wrote down in an ancient script and buried hereabout somewhere in a
vault. Hear ye hear ye. The visible part of the invisible shall be as a more in
the eye of the Catatta. Cattattagrabuntobrontototunderplotz.
Bellisimus. Para Bellisimuses. A free thinking group of non believers shall NOT
be expressed. Dixit. Without being subject to an elected official whose
electoral system shall be subject to judicial review under the [unreadable]
jurisdiction of Article 23 which expressly forbids all others. Other than.
all orbs as well.
floor caves in, and in a rush and roar all disappear to a place below.
yet into the woods: The man with the silver hoof seats Huck on his knee, and
talks seductively to him as the chorus accompanies [from below]. The dead boy,
Finn, hides in the shadows. The golden figure is farther off.
under Article 23 we the militia are just as good as, just as good as you are;
we have a proper jurisdiction and are not;
not subject to freedom of such speech are we do not take a liking to as we are
a PERSON as must therefore be denominated as such under the rules of the SENATE
States of America; and under Article 24 all rights shall not be abridged if
they have not been not so delegated to the state legislature of the state in
question, subject only to the Rule of Law, as originally intended by those
authorized in Articles 24 and 24‰
a special provision that is Himself a bone fide corporation and hence a Person
as far as the law goes By Jove By Jingo;
shall have the right to howl in the night, as directed by the Supreme Court,
and shall have the right to abridge and supersede all other amendments to the
constitution of the United States, all of them done henceforth and so forth
it be known that under the Direction of the Office of President, all questions
of security shall be a a a Boombahklakkaboombahklakkaboombahklakka. Like a
so it is:
therefore secure in the [hidden] knowledge of what shall not be revealed until
such time as 99 years according to the pleasure of the Supreme Court in secret
sessions, according to Boombahklakkaboombahklakka
so— and so on— until such time
it is ruled to be the original intent of said Law throughout the Land.
hand is covered in GLORY as is the GOLD of all of his unseen Ands;
the REPUBLIC abound, unFETTERED in the name of DEMOCRACY, yes my fellow
countrymen, yes; for what is to be done is to be done in the name of what is
NOT done according to the Original Intent of the Founding Fathers, whose
thought Time has not diminished, nor tarnished, for the buried Tablets of the
LAW speak even now to those of us who know how to read a language that is LOST
to those unable to fathom a lost language in an unknowable script;
Hand is covered in glory as is the Gold of his unseen ands
pause for all this to sink in.
that of all the other HIDDEN ARTICLES; and the particles of those articles; and
the numerous and cunning Amendments to these, and the exceptions, bifurcations,
dimly lit lucubrations and expostulations;
the exceptions to the general rule, when that rule would cause HARM to those
able to read an ORIGINAL INTENT where the many can not;
and ad infinitum, because in the words of our*
the eldest of our Feary Forefathers: Some laws are written and some are not.
SOME LAWS ARE WRITTEN AND SOME ARE NOT
some are not.
dead boy says:
that Scalia’s point?
tries to reply.
is in truth his hand at work. I guess....
dead boy arises and does a dead boy’s jig.
dead boy is alone.
holds out a shoe, as though it were wise.
tell me why why why why that
that is a crutch
not a painted toy;
not just a painted toy;
that is a crutch.
me why shoe tell me
shoe it is whose is it to walk on and wear out? Whose to lose, as the ultimate
gesture? Whose to wear out after all the walking on wears out? Whose is the
wearer’s to wear? His and her own, if not the?
one out there has a clue.
to shoe, as if it knew shoe from shoe, shoe from show—
is slowly moving in the dead boy’s pocket.
tries not to notice.
only an Alitopteryx. Just a little one ...
girl with 50 teeth appears, speaks.
the name’s not Veronica. It is Mabel if you please.
the whole three more times rotated in four-dimensional space so that we see the
golden statue in four difference views. Each in a differing regional accent.