walkin’ the plank
By Douglas Messerli
Irene
Mecchi (teleplay, based on the play by J. M. Barrie), Carolyn Leigh, Betty
Comden and Adolph Green (lyrics, with additional lyrics by Amanda Green), Moose
Charlap and Jule Styne (music) Peter Pan
Live! / on N.B.C. (the National Broadcasting Company), December 4, 2014
Last night I sat through the entire
three hours of slickly-conceived advertisements punctuated with brief scenes
from the ongoing and ongoing musical Peter
Pan flashed in between. It’s cruel, I suspect, to attempt to redact a
review of a television musical hiding out in the morass of Christmas jingles
rung out to encourage its audience ring-up a big profit for the impresarios of
this fragile fairy-tale, but it’s what I pay myself to do!
Alas, if even I couldn’t
believe, I suspect poor Tinkerbell did not truly survive. It’s hard to get a
T.V. cam to clap along, let alone to believe in the goings on it was so
faithfully recording. Let me begin by simply asserting that everyone in
Neverland (and even those back home nursing Nana) are obviously talented folk,
with nice personalities, good looks, and very pleasant voices. The former
school boys and Indian bucks could even dance—quite marvelously at moments!
Allison Williams has a very lovely voice
which pertly warbled out Pan’s standards, “I’ll Never Grow Up” and “I Gotta
Crow.” And Taylor Louderman as Wendy sweetly sang her brothers and all the lost
boys to sleep. I am sure that, if she is already a mother, she is a very nice
one, or if she isn’t a mother, she someday will become what the character so
passionately longed to be.
Everyone flew off quite expertly, without a single one of their body
ropes twisting up!
I kept praying for an over-the-top, campy, slightly naughty rendition of
the near-pedophilic Captain (with "a hook on each boy and a boy on each hook”)
by Christopher Walken. Sadly he was unable to show up for his performance. The
ghost of the actor who appeared seemed to be doing just that, “walkin’” through
what should have been at least quick shuffle, or, at best, a wry-little tap—even
if he couldn’t quite get it up to tango or turn in a proper tarantella. As Mary
McNamara put it, his performance might have been camp, “if camp weren’t soooo
exhausting.” As it was, the usually enchanting actor appeared to on
barbiturates—despite the fact that his pirate friends did everything they could
to help him to revive. Christian Borle (as Smee) should get a reward just for
reminding Walken, from time to time, that he was supposed to be onstage. Even
the crucial third act battle between Pan and boys against the pirates seemed to
be the actions of stumbling somnambulists. Hook predictably falls even while
attempting to walk the plank. Is it any wonder that everyone but Peter Pan is
desperate to go home again?
At home, at least, sits the beautiful Kelli O’Hara, beautifully singing
her heart out—a real Broadway star praying that the kids might soon come home
so she could blow out the lights and kiss us all goodnight!
Los
Angeles, December 6, 2014
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